WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG
(Source: angryarya, via sydfieldmalik99)
PS. Anytime you’re in a restaurant with a group of friends and one of them goes to the restroom or bathroom (presume there are many nationalities involved in this AMA), tell the waiter that it’s that person’s birthday. Not only is it fun to embarrass the hell out of the poor victim, but you get free cake in the bargain. (x)
(Source: bbatchs, via tom-and-ben)
- Criminal intent. Extraordinary lengths. All of which is suggestive of…?
(Source: 221boyfriends, via ollyhooper)